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hahahaha. nice.
Praise Jesus
It’s that simple.
Praise the Lord!
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
Ahahahahah holy shit!
LOL
Ha! Reblogging for the puns. xD
ROFL reblogging for the puns hahhahahaa.
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“Beautiful hip hop girl dancing over grey wall” (actual title)
Ummm… dear iStockphoto,
Respectfully, no. No it is not. This image is none of those things.
ROFL OMG.
I’ve come to the realization that I’ve slowly started to make this face when I’m concentrating on editing something intricate….. LOL.


